Iowa Insanity

Vote for Barak and he'll provide free baby sitting. Isn't"It stinks," says veteran political reporter Jack Germond.
that illegal or at least somewhat shadly? But alas, the"The voters ought to have time to make a considered
Iowa caucus process isn't democratic anyway, sodecision, and the press ought to be a little less
why does Iowa get so much attention- other thanpoll-driven, and we're not." Between the coverage and
because of tradition. Why aren't there 3 or 4 statesthe hyper-compressed campaign calendar, he says,
that have a PRIMARY (a democratic process) on the"the whole system this year is absolutely a disgrace."
same first day that's representative of the nation.The term of choice for the more thoughtful reporters,
Why do various campaign aides need to show up atin describing the Iowa rules, is arcane. With its arcane
Iowan homes with DVD's that explain how thecaucus rules, Iowa remains a small battlefield. Only
caucuses work. Iowans need help from outsiders to124,000 Democrats voted last time, less than a quarter
tell them about their process? Nobody needs a DVDof those eligible. So if Barack Obama, say, edges
to understand one-person-one-vote, a level playingHillary Clinton by 2,000 votes, he'll be hailed in headlines
field, and a secret ballotas a giant-killer despite the tiny margin.
And we need to blame the MEDIA for the hysteriaMuch ado about nothing- escept for what hype the
that's a part of the Iowa insanity!press makes it.
Every day there has been a poll as though life andWhen you read an honest reporter like Dan Balz you
death hinged on what the latest trend was. If you lookappreciate the depth and extent of the fraud that is
at the polls one thing becomes obvious. There is nobeing practiced on us all. "In a primary," as he put it,
trend. Who cares about what Iowa thinks anything. I"voters quietly fill out their ballots and leave. In the
know, I know the MEDIA does. And so we seecaucuses, they are required to come and stay for
pictures of Huckabee shooting a bird, praying onseveral hours, and there are no secret ballots. In the
bended knee, and running in the cold morning snowpresence of friends, neighbors and occasionally
with reporters. Anything to get an angle on a candidatestrangers, Iowa Democrats vote with their feet, by
that will sell tabloid or TV commercials. Besides with allraising their hands and moving to different parts of the
the 24 hour cable news networks, one has to fill the airroom to signify their support for one candidate or
time with something- anything!another. For Democrats, it is not a one-person,
What we have are less than 3,000,000 people offeringone-vote system. … Inducements are allowed;
their vote an attention to whomever will give them thebribes are not."
time of day while 300,000,000 other Americans lookMaybe Rudy Guiliani was smart by staying out of
on with doubts. And in a state that 92% white, whatIowa!
does that tell the rest of us across the United States?What the Iowa insanity-laced caucasuses do is give
Rudy Guiliani decided to woo the religious right fromthe whip to the moneyed political professionals, to the
New York, rather than get involved in Iowa directly.full-time party hacks and manipulators, to the shady
Every four years the press has been promising topollsters and the cynical media boosters, and to the
swear off the bottle and stop treating the Iowasupporters of fringe and crackpot candidates.
caucuses as if they were a primary, let alone anRemember that not Iowa but its "caucuses" put Pat
election. Credit Howard Kurtz of the Washington PostRobertson ahead of George H.W. Bush in the race for
for being the first writer this year to try to hold histhe GOP nomination in 1988. So is there any wonder
fellow journalists to that pledge. Listen, without thatthe Iowa now loves another ministger named
massive media boost, prevailing in Iowa would be seenHuckabee? The process might be a good way for
for what it is: an important first victory that amounts toIowa to pick its party convention delegates, but it's an
scoring a run in the top of the first inning.absolute terrible way in which to select candidates for
No big deal!the presidency.