Captain Cook and Point Venus, Matavai Bay, Tahiti

Our little ship reminds them that if they are to makebacks as they head further eastward toward the point
Point Venus today, then they need to set off now.where they expect to see the treasures of the Transit
Extricating the anchor from the mud, the hose andobservation. A couple of cold beers washing around in
scrubber come into use, removing with some vigoroustheir system seems to infect the male crew members'
pokes and vigorous strokes, the thick grey goo fromlegs with a jelly like effect, reducing their ability to place
the flukes. Snubbed home with the anchor washedone foot steadily in front of the other without
down, she turns into the gentle breeze and sails out ofmeandering. Sibling crew, striding ahead, sniffs that they
harbour on a reciprocal course from her entry just awould have been better sticking to carbonated water
few days before. A short sail eastward along theas she had done! The cackling response from behind
breakwater brings her into Matavai Bay proper whereonly serves to increase sibling crews' tempo, leaving
she drops anchor in about eight metres of water, intothem even further adrift. The small clump of battered
black sand. This is the same black sand that theand paint flaked stores huddled at the juncture in the
anchors of Cooks' 'Endeavour' would have embeddedroad pass slowly by to the right as they make their
themselves in in 1769.way out to the end of the promontory - windswept
Following in the anchor prints of our most famousand barren. A few straggly bushes, struggling in their
explorer did not go unnoticed by her crew. Theyattempt to retain a foothold, dot the bleached white
chatter on about what it must have been like backcoral. Surprisingly, the rather impressive Point Venus
then and if there may be any charming south sealighthouse constructed in eighteen sixty eight at the
maidens, bedecked with leis to welcome them as theyknolly point is surrounded by a bunch of palms and
step ashore. Whether it is because they have notcasuarinas. It is here that our fearless crew become
arrived in a three master and given the traditional fullconscious, belatedly, that they must have passed the
navy gun salute, or they are not dressed in their grand'Museum of Discovery' on the way in.
uniforms, their arrival on the strand is marked only byLooking around, that apart from the lighthouse, there
the attention of a small band of screeching gulls,are no other buildings in the area looking anything like a
whirling over their heads. Other than this mild irritation,museum. For such a monumental event our crew
the beach is pretty much empty, a black curving bandwere expecting, if not an edifice likened to the Palace
stretching away equally either side of them. Forde Versaille, some respectable construction
maximum effect they have landed dead centre, sorecognizing the stature of what took place on this spot
are a little surprised at the absence of gleaming browntwo hundred and fifty years earlier. On inquiring from a
bodies dashing down the beach, ecstatic at their arrival!local it is established that the museum was a very little
Several disdainful hurrumphs and grunts aremore than a humble stone hut. It was demolished
exchanged as they labour the dinghy up the sandyrecently with the contents removed to Paris, where
incline, but these dissipate rapidly on the realisation thatthey are now on display, location unknown. They now
directly in front of them, edging the shoreline, is a smallunderstood how the characters in the Da Vinci Code
seaside café serving cool drinks and beer.felt when coming up against a blank wall when
'Huh, Cook didn't have one of these waiting for himunraveling a mystery. However, in the case of our
when he landed!' offers Anglo crew - dignity iscrew they neither had the resources nor the inclination
preserved.to board the next flight to Paris to continue their
Swinging gently on her chain, our little ship chucklessearch. Admiring the stone and intricate brick work of
affectionately at the false vanities of these folks calledthe lighthouse once again, our crew turn away, ambling
humans.into the advancing dusk.
Lazy late afternoon sun slides clammily down their