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Article #4: Bubble Boats

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Unfortunately, boating novices usually surveyor has had any involvement with the
aren't aware of the dangers that a boat vessel (like doing a survey on it), he is
designed like an automobile or a space very likely to be named in the suit. The
ship can present to themselves and their lawyer is likely to say, "Mr. Surveyor
passengers. This is a perfect example of had an obligation to warn his client of
what I call an entry level boat because the inherent danger of these curved,
the designers prey on the potential slippery decks." I do not like to see
buyer's ignorance, whereas more this sort of thing for the completely
experienced owners begin to understand selfish reason that it puts me at risk as
why boats should have flat, not round well as the passengers.
decks. But that is not the ONLY reason. Another
It is what I call a bubble boat, the name reason is depicted in the other two
borrowed from the reference of today's photos. One is a 30' Chris Craft with a
automobile styling frequently referred to similar bubble deck which caused me to
as bubble cars. It is indeed unfortunate fall in such a way that it could have
that some in the marine industry saw fit cost me my life. Trying to get to the
to borrow this styling from the bow, I slipped on the curved deck, but
automotive industry for one very what happened next still gives me goose
important reason. We don't try to stand bumps. As I slipped, one of my legs went
up on the outside of bubble cars, but on under the railing while I fell over
boats you do have to stand up on the backwards, off the boat. My leg was
decks. And if those decks are round and levered between the railing and the rub
slippery . . . well, the potential end rail and why this didn't break my leg,
result should be pretty obvious, should I'll never know, because it should have.
it not? To make matters worse, the boat was on
Are you beginning to see what's wrong land with a nice twelve foot drop to the
with this design? Can you imagine what ground. But my leg being wedged between
would happen, say, if you're trying to rail and gunwale prevented me from
dock in a tight slip and suddenly the falling to the ground. Miraculously not
boat is not going where you want it to seriously injured, I was able to pull
and you tell your wife or daughter to run myself back up.
up on the bow deck and try to fend off? While I'm not the sort of person who
To try to negotiate the 4" wide, curved looks to the courts to right any wrongs
side decks is next to impossible. True, against me, had I been seriously injured
the builder did give you a nice hand rail I wouldn't have hesitated to seek out the
. . . . located down around your knees most viscous bulldog personal injury
(the one below the windshield wings). But lawyer I could find, and several of the
even if one did manage to get so far as all-time greats live right here in my
the bow railing, you are then faced with home town.
the prospect of negotiating the rounded While I have always been a critic of poor
foredeck. One wrong step and its . . . . design, mainly because bad design is
oops . . . possibly one very nasty fall. dangerous, this incident really brought
Hopefully, the victim won't get tangled the issue crashing home to me. Remember
up with the propeller as the boat runs that I spend my life on boats, was nearly
over him. born on one, and am extremely safety
Of course a safer way would be to go conscious; I have to be to avoid being
through the cabin and up through the bow frequently injured. Well aware of the
hatch. But given that it's an emergency danger of the deck of this boat at the
where time is of the essence, by the time time, and doing my best to NOT slip and
someone got up there, your bow pulpit is fall (realizing that this was possible)
probably stuck through the side of it happened anyway because there was no
another boat. And even when they do get place to stand except on the curved deck.
up there, the poor soul is still faced
with the prospect of having no place to So whether you're and old salt or a
stand except on the rounded deck. What is novice, look a little closer before you
your crew going to have to stand on while become smitten with that rocketship
having to fend off coming in contact with styling. A boat is not a spacecraft or an
another vessel? Well, there's nothing automobile, but a platform that should
there but an 18" triangle of horizontal carry you safely on the water, water that
space. Try standing on a 18" triangle more often than not is rough rather than
anywhere, yet alone on a moving boat. calm. The designers are selling you
True, maybe emergencies won't happen very gorgeous interior space, but a boat is
often, but what about normal docking not a floating cocktail lounge. Think
requirements? Obviously, it is completely through the functions that not only
unsafe to send someone up to the bow to yourself, but your family members or
handle the docklines, as boaters are wont friends will have to perform like fending
to do. Apparently the crew is just off, docking and anchoring. Or what if
supposed to stand in the cockpit and hope your child just wanted to go up there for
for the best. But what about anchoring? the ride, sat down on the bubble and
How would you like to go up there when slipped quietly overboard, unnoticed?
the water is not exactly calm? The bulldog lawyers can't restore a loss
This is just one of the important of life or crippled limbs. And unless we
considerations first-time boat buyers want the government designing our boats
need to be aware of. Its the question of for us - like they do with our cars and
racy styling versus safety and homes - it is we, the public that needs
practicality. The principle of law is to force the industry into sensible
that a boat is not seaworthy if the choices. The best way to prevent this
vessel is not safe, and whether the kind of foolishness is to be aware of the
design of this one is safe is surely open danger and simply not buy these dangerous
to debate. As one who is frequently products. Designers design them that way
involved with litigation, I have no because they know that's what you want.
trouble coming to my own conclusions They know its not good for you, but they
about that: Its just plain dangerous. do it because that's what sells. And if
Why would a marine surveyor care if you you don't buy into it, believe me, those
or one of your family members fall and folks will change their ways faster than
break your leg or neck? For one thing, they'd change their shoes after stepping
when the lawsuits start flying, if the in . . . .






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