Bubble Boats

Unfortunately, boating novices usually aren't aware ofsurveyor has had any involvement with the vessel (like
the dangers that a boat designed like an automobile ordoing a survey on it), he is very likely to be named in
a space ship can present to themselves and theirthe suit. The lawyer is likely to say, "Mr. Surveyor had
passengers. This is a perfect example of what I call anan obligation to warn his client of the inherent danger
entry level boat because the designers prey on theof these curved, slippery decks." I do not like to see
potential buyer's ignorance, whereas morethis sort of thing for the completely selfish reason that
experienced owners begin to understand why boatsit puts me at risk as well as the passengers.
should have flat, not round decks.But that is not the ONLY reason. Another reason is
It is what I call a bubble boat, the name borrowed fromdepicted in the other two photos. One is a 30' Chris
the reference of today's automobile styling frequentlyCraft with a similar bubble deck which caused me to
referred to as bubble cars. It is indeed unfortunate thatfall in such a way that it could have cost me my life.
some in the marine industry saw fit to borrow thisTrying to get to the bow, I slipped on the curved deck,
styling from the automotive industry for one verybut what happened next still gives me goose bumps.
important reason. We don't try to stand up on theAs I slipped, one of my legs went under the railing while
outside of bubble cars, but on boats you do have toI fell over backwards, off the boat. My leg was levered
stand up on the decks. And if those decks are roundbetween the railing and the rub rail and why this didn't
and slippery . . . well, the potential end result should bebreak my leg, I'll never know, because it should have.
pretty obvious, should it not?To make matters worse, the boat was on land with a
Are you beginning to see what's wrong with thisnice twelve foot drop to the ground. But my leg being
design? Can you imagine what would happen, say, ifwedged between rail and gunwale prevented me
you're trying to dock in a tight slip and suddenly thefrom falling to the ground. Miraculously not seriously
boat is not going where you want it to and you tellinjured, I was able to pull myself back up.
your wife or daughter to run up on the bow deck andWhile I'm not the sort of person who looks to the
try to fend off? To try to negotiate the 4" wide,courts to right any wrongs against me, had I been
curved side decks is next to impossible. True, theseriously injured I wouldn't have hesitated to seek out
builder did give you a nice hand rail . . . . located downthe most viscous bulldog personal injury lawyer I could
around your knees (the one below the windshieldfind, and several of the all-time greats live right here in
wings). But even if one did manage to get so far asmy home town.
the bow railing, you are then faced with the prospectWhile I have always been a critic of poor design,
of negotiating the rounded foredeck. One wrong stepmainly because bad design is dangerous, this incident
and its . . . . oops . . . possibly one very nasty fall.really brought the issue crashing home to me.
Hopefully, the victim won't get tangled up with theRemember that I spend my life on boats, was nearly
propeller as the boat runs over him.born on one, and am extremely safety conscious; I
Of course a safer way would be to go through thehave to be to avoid being frequently injured. Well
cabin and up through the bow hatch. But given that it'saware of the danger of the deck of this boat at the
an emergency where time is of the essence, by thetime, and doing my best to NOT slip and fall (realizing
time someone got up there, your bow pulpit is probablythat this was possible) it happened anyway because
stuck through the side of another boat. And eventhere was no place to stand except on the curved
when they do get up there, the poor soul is still faceddeck.
with the prospect of having no place to stand exceptSo whether you're and old salt or a novice, look a little
on the rounded deck. What is your crew going to havecloser before you become smitten with that rocketship
to stand on while having to fend off coming in contactstyling. A boat is not a spacecraft or an automobile,
with another vessel? Well, there's nothing there but anbut a platform that should carry you safely on the
18" triangle of horizontal space. Try standing on a 18"water, water that more often than not is rough rather
triangle anywhere, yet alone on a moving boat.than calm. The designers are selling you gorgeous
True, maybe emergencies won't happen very often,interior space, but a boat is not a floating cocktail
but what about normal docking requirements?lounge. Think through the functions that not only
Obviously, it is completely unsafe to send someone upyourself, but your family members or friends will have
to the bow to handle the docklines, as boaters areto perform like fending off, docking and anchoring. Or
wont to do. Apparently the crew is just supposed towhat if your child just wanted to go up there for the
stand in the cockpit and hope for the best. But whatride, sat down on the bubble and slipped quietly
about anchoring? How would you like to go up thereoverboard, unnoticed?
when the water is not exactly calm?The bulldog lawyers can't restore a loss of life or
This is just one of the important considerationscrippled limbs. And unless we want the government
first-time boat buyers need to be aware of. Its thedesigning our boats for us - like they do with our cars
question of racy styling versus safety and practicality.and homes - it is we, the public that needs to force the
The principle of law is that a boat is not seaworthy ifindustry into sensible choices. The best way to prevent
the vessel is not safe, and whether the design of thisthis kind of foolishness is to be aware of the danger
one is safe is surely open to debate. As one who isand simply not buy these dangerous products.
frequently involved with litigation, I have no troubleDesigners design them that way because they know
coming to my own conclusions about that: Its just plainthat's what you want. They know its not good for you,
dangerous.but they do it because that's what sells. And if you
Why would a marine surveyor care if you or one ofdon't buy into it, believe me, those folks will change their
your family members fall and break your leg or neck?ways faster than they'd change their shoes after
For one thing, when the lawsuits start flying, if thestepping in . . . .